((THIS IS A RE_ENACTION OF SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED A LONG LOONNGG TIME AGO.))
"WA SAPA LU SAPA! LU BERAK SEPAH-SEPAH!!"hahahaha.. i was taught how to say this by a 6 year old girl. she said to me "kakak robot, ikot Bear2 ehk." and there she went shouting at the top of her lungs,"wa sapa lu sapa! lu berak sepah-sepah!".. Sumpah i cannot tahan and i laughed till my stomach hurts. Then suddenly she said, "Ok. your turn." huh?? serious kapee?? and there she went on, saying if i don't say it she will tell her darling uncle (a.k.a Gemok) that i bully her. WAHLAOOOO!! This little girl bully me siaaa..
buey tahan ehhh.. she kept pestering me to say it, and when i did finally say it, she said i wasn't loud enough. she said i must be loud enough until everybody in the block can hear me.. WHAT THE!! hahahaha.

Me: cannot lah.. later police catch me.
Her: where gott? if police come you shout at them what i teach you lah..
Me: NAK MAMPOS! tk balik modal aku masok jail free2.
Her: Bear2 bilang abg Rizal eh?? *starts shouting* ABAAAANNNGGGG RRRIIIZZZAAAALLLLL!!!!
Me: ok! ok! i'll say it.. ughh.

And i said it.. Loud enough so that she won't whine and say its not loud enough. I looked at her and she was smiling so happily.. (mcm dpt gi Disney Land pulak)..
ANNNNNNDDDDD.... out of nowhere... the uncle (a.k.a GEMOK) came into the living room bursting into laughter. WAHKAOOOO!! Gf kau kene bully kau ketawa kan aku ajee?? sungguh tak berhati perut kamu... YAK-DUSH! *kicks him in the tummy*
And i swear, ever since that day.. that's the 1st thing she'll ask me to say whenever i see her.. LoL.

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Oh yeah..
You must wondering.. "Kakak robot?? ape binatang sak tu kakak robot??" I will tell you but be WARNED!should there be anyone who laughs at me or call me that after i wrote it here, you will be automatically be dead at sun-down. ( This is real. If you treasure your life, keep your mouth SHUT!!)

Okk.. again..the name surfaced from this cheeky 6 yr old girl nicknamed, "Bear-Bear". It was just in the starting stage of our relationship when i gt to meet this fat girl. She bullied me from the 1st time she knew me. Kept ordering me around without knowing my name. Then one dayyy, her gundu uncle asked her..

Gundu Uncle: Bear, name kakak ni sape??
Bear2: aahhh.. ntah.. bear2 pun tak tauu..
Gundu Uncle: laa.. bear2 main-main dgn kakak ni abeh bear2 tk tau name kakak ni sape?
Bear2: BEAR-BEAR TAK TAU LAAAAAHHH!!! ( she gets cranky easily)
Gundu Uncle: Ok..ok.. bear2 nk panggil kakak ni ape? tapi name dia kak yana tau..
Bear2: Taknak! nama kakak ni "KAKAK ROBOT".
Me: huh?? asal kakak robot??
(at this point of time Gemok was too busy rolling on the floor and laughing till death. Grr. I wish he did die.)
Bear2: pasal gigi kakak ade benda kilat2 tuuu.
Me: *trying hard to hold back the tears* ooohh.. k..

and i just fled.. Gemok by now was beyond control.. and at the verge of breathing his last..((sakit je hati.. grrr))
but since that day things only got worse.. not better.. read-on..

so since the debut of my new name, i've been called by that name mostly by the fat girl and Gemok's mum. Gemok's dad was kind enough to try to say my name everytime he talks to me, but at times he just can't help himself and "terlepas" the word robot.. and it even came to the extend that even nenek calls me that! and some of Gemok Aunts as well. *sakit nya hati ku.. mendengar kata tu..*
but waiitttt.. as if "Robot " wasn't bad enough.. my name was saved as "Robert" in Gemok's mums hp. YES!! ROBERT AS IN A GUY?? GUY NAME?? PAHAM??!! wahlaoooo! is there no end to my sufferings?? (cheh2.. mcm paham).. and because of that,my pride has been terribly bruised.. haaaaaa.. i don't want to live anymore... waaaaaaaaaa.. *sobbing hysterically*

oh well, all's well.. they are no longer calling me "ROBOT" (except for that cheeky little fat girl).
I am glad to say.. i am up and running.. LoL. AND MY NAME IS YANA!!

you might find it funny and might be laughing your asses off right now.. hell, i'm laughing too. but please read the warning. It may be funny.. but it carries real consequences to those who read it. don't say i didn't warn youuuuu... hehehe *evil grin*


a last note before i go: again.. SAPE2 YANG PANGGIL AKU TU, SUMPAH KEPALA KAU AKAN DIPANCUNG!!!!

Cheers :)
Bye!